Linux.com: CLI for Noobies: Mmmmm Pizza May 11, 2004, 07 :00 UTC (8 Talkback[s]) (5515 reads) (Other stories by Joe Barr)
"Let's see if I can tempt you laggardly louts out of your GUI nest. How about some pizza? There. I knew that would do it. If anything on earth has the kryptonite-like strength required to melt those GUI shackles, it's pizza. Domino's pizza in this case, delivered to your door. So welcome back to the command line interface, and enjoy your stay...
"Please note the raison d'être given in the README, 'This software is written for people who spend so much time at the command-line that they don't have time to pick up the phone and call Dominos, or even to go thru the many-step process of using Dominos web interface...'