J-Walk: Open Sores Software Development

[ Thanks to Jim Goulter for this link. ]

"Hi. I'm Troy McLure, President and CEO of Open Sores Software Development. You may remember me from such companies as Microsoft, Adobe, Macromedia, and Symantec. I held various executive positions with each of these companies. Let me tell you this: They all suck.

"When I started Open Sores Software Development, I had a dream. A dream to build the most successful software company in the World. That was six years ago. Today, I'm pleased to report that OSSD is well on its way to attaining that dream..."

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