"A wise man once said to me: "Mike, " he said; "If you always remember to keep your mind focused and follow the simple and logical path of progression in every area of your life, you will accomplish many great things." As I pondered his words, he added the following punctuation, which has since become a part of the definition of "me." He added: "Of course, you'll eventually die with the realization that you missed out on 99% of your life and you'll most probably be miserable and bored at the end of both the literal and figurative day. Well before you reach your expiration date your milk will have already turned into cottage cheese. Leave me now and go do something either irrational, contrary or both, but just go. And have fun!" He was probably the most upbeat nihilist I've ever met ;)"
