"This itch can come anywhere and at any time. Sometimes it is just a fleeting thing which constantly comes and goes. Other times it is a growing annoyance that slowly but surely starts driving you up the wall sideways. This itch may not come from you. It may be forced on you by others calling you Atlas and handing you all the worlds problems.
"Well now you can scratch that itch. Through open source software any program you use can act as a scratching post to reach those hard to get areas. No more are you told that there is nothing that can be done. No more are you told that the itch, which is driving you as crazy as if you were with Miss Daisy, will maybe, be scratched in the next software release.
"It doesn't even matter if you are not a programmer. Just flash a little bit of lettuce and the white rabbit will be able to straighten out your Matrix of itch so fast you will think you are in wonderland."
