osOpinion: Linux Sucks, NT Rocks / Use Linux, NT Sucks RocksDec 30, 1999, 07:28 (2 Talkback[s])
(Other stories by Dean Pannell)
[ Thanks to Kelly McNeill for this link. ]
""Linux Sucks, NT Rocks," the headline blared.
"No, no, no, no, no!", the old white-bearded fellow shouted at the new kid. "That's supposed to be 'Use Linux, NT Sucks Rocks'."
"The diaper-clad cherub chomped down on his cigar. "Look Pops, you gotta get with the times. Your year in the sun is just about over. Linux is old news, yesterday's buzz. Don't you get it, man? 2000 is the year of 2000, Windows 2000, that is."
"Showing unbelievable agility, the old man leaps forward and skillfully slices the cigar in two with his scythe. Startled, 2000 jumps back."
"Hey, look here, '99. You had a great year with Linux. That silly Finlander's face was everywhere. But you are nearly over. It's my turn now and I'm bringing lots of cool stuff to the table."
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