Humorix: Windows 2003 Outperforms Red Hat

"According to a 'massive' study conducted by the impartial Microsoft Marketing Department, Windows 2003 servers outperform Red Hat Linux in every possible configuration.

"'This was a real eye-opener,' explained Microsoft spokesperson Harold Fudd. 'There was simply no competition between the two. We can only conclude that people still clinging to the legacy, mediocre Linux platform have absolutely no clue...'"

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