"December is always a tough month for us collectors of evil. Something else is out there, something bigger than us all. In the cold snow and the dark, it is stronger, swifter to find out who is naughty and who is... not so naughty. They fear it, the humans. They work hard to hide their corruption from Father Christmas's all-seeing-eyes.
"Of course, in the open source world, privacy-conscious evildoers conduct their naughtiness using anonymizing sneakiness proxies and onion-routed nastiness networks, and write angry letters to their local Privacy Czars about Santa's data-retention policies. Slim pickings remain for us amateur naughtiness-hunters..."
