Humorix: SCO's Hometown Declares State of Emergency

"The City of Lindon issued a disaster declaration today after the first tractor-trailer arrived delivering documents from IBM as part of the discovery process in the SCO case.

"'Our town simply isn't large enough to support the mass of documents that IBM has been ordered to deliver,' said a Lindon city official. 'The trucks will destroy our roads, cause traffic gridlock, and create blight within a 20-block radius of the SCO World Headquarters Complex...'"

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