Technoblogical: The Operating System FAQ

[ Thanks to Ben for this link. ]

"How can I protect my Windows computer from Viruses, spyware, adware, malware?
Open the case. Remove the network card, floppy drive, modem, and cd/dvd drives. Fill all USB and Firewire ports with some kind of silicone based sealant.

"My computer has an integrated network device and/or modem, which cannot be removed. What now?
Fill them with some kind of silicone based sealant..."

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