"It seems like every time I do anything, I have to fill in a form. Signing up for a contract gig, going to a new dentist, getting my house painted--it's all got to go through a form first. I ordered a few balloons for a party, and the form was far more complex than seemed necessary.
"If there's anything you or I can do to make filling in forms easier--well, that would make a bit of every day just a tad better..."