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:Bunchos dot Com: Quick Guide to Get a Girlfriend Using Linux
Bunchos dot Com: Quick Guide to Get a Girlfriend Using Linux
Sep 26, 2006, 01 :30 UTC (6 Talkback[s]) (5861 reads)

(Other stories by Armando Wall)

"Yup, there are looks requirements in order to pick up girls. If you are so thin you look like a asparagus or if you are morbidly obese, the road is gonna be rough. You might still get a chance, but it's better if you look at least average or a bit below average. If you are too thin, start eating bread, lots of bread daily (about 16 slices per day) and for three months. If you are too fat, hmmm, I've been there but it can be done. Eat healthy, just three meals and one snack per day, and walk 2 miles daily and for three months. YMMV, though. Visit your dietitian..."

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  Talkback(s) Name  and Date
Get "The System" by Doc Love and read it ...   If you really want a LT GF   
Linux Love Bot
Sep 26, 2006, 01:55:50
 
"You are a loser". Article had me at tha ...   What a waste   
benjamin Smith
Sep 26, 2006, 08:35:52
 
> But anything's probably better tha ...   Re: If you really want a LT GF   
blackhole
Sep 26, 2006, 09:16:43
 
I don't have a problem getting a GF, ...   I thought it was getting the GF to USE Linux...   
JaseP
Sep 26, 2006, 12:40:32
 
> I don't have a problem getting a G ...   Re: I thought it was getting the GF to USE Linux..   
P. Woods
Sep 29, 2006, 20:07:39
 
> My GF still uses Windoze XPee... The " ...   Re: I thought it was getting the GF to USE Linux..   
Jose
Dec 12, 2006, 18:44:51
 
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