Bunchos dot Com: Quick Guide to Get a Girlfriend Using Linux

"Yup, there are looks requirements in order to pick up girls. If you are so thin you look like a asparagus or if you are morbidly obese, the road is gonna be rough. You might still get a chance, but it's better if you look at least average or a bit below average. If you are too thin, start eating bread, lots of bread daily (about 16 slices per day) and for three months. If you are too fat, hmmm, I've been there but it can be done. Eat healthy, just three meals and one snack per day, and walk 2 miles daily and for three months. YMMV, though. Visit your dietitian..."

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