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Uncyclopedia: Linux
Mar 8, 2007, 01 :45 UTC (4 Talkback[s]) (10656 reads)

"Linux, Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking into animal hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social misfits. It is free as in free beer, and is the only operating system which allows one to engage in OS wars with people who use the same operating system, a feature which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems without this feature.

"It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist bill gates, and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell you, but only if you address him as 'My Lord' or 'Your Worship.' And do not make the mistake of mentioning SCO; he will kill you and bury you within the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated)..."

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