"Studies done by a prestigious think tank in Silicon Valley have identified the most common behavioral changes in people who have switched to Linux. They were nice enough to share their information with us. According to them, these are the ten most frequent side effects of Linux use with us.
"Number 10: You start talking about 'killing' programs instead of forcing them to quit
"Number 9: You keep reminding yourself that you don't have to save your work every five minutes..."