"Name three things that Elvis and OS/2 have in common. Don't rush your answer. Think about it for a minute or two. OK, ready? Here's the answer...
"...First, Elvis and OS/2 both are dead. Second, both are badly decomposed. And third, thousands of fanatics won't let these two deceased entities rest in peace.
"A case in point: More than 180 Elvises were spotted running a marathon earlier this month in Las Vegas. Alas, The VAR Guy remembers reading about Elvis’s death 30 years ago..."
