"NUMBER 10
"You can avoid listening to monologues about the merits of Vista. As your colleague begins salivating about the many Vista features (read that as 'bugs'), stop him cold by declaring, 'I'm installing Linux.' You'll have him running outside, yanking his hair and screaming expletives. The sight alone should be well worth it.
"NUMBER 9
"You can save yourself serious money, not only at the register but in years to come, avoiding paying for countless upgrades. For all of us paying the crazy food and fuel prices, this is a real easy way to save money..."
