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Funny On Monday - MS Has Pushed It Too Far
Aug 5, 2008, 22 :00 UTC (2 Talkback[s]) (5254 reads)

(Other stories by Mike tremell)

[ Thanks to Mike Golvach for this link. ]

"Regular (as it were) Prices:

"Self-diagnosing your problem and informing me what to do - $150.00
Having me bail you out when you perform your own repairs I told you not to do - $300.00
Not telling all of your co-workers about it - $850.00
Explaining that you can't log in to some server because you don't have an account there - $10
Explaining that you don't have an account on the machine you used to have an account on because you used it to try to break into the above server - $500
Forgetting your password after it was tattooed on your index finger - $25"

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