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Ridiculous Resumes - Unix, Linux and Everything in Between
Oct 26, 2008, 22 :04 UTC (0 Talkback[s]) (4325 reads)

(Other stories by Mike Tremell)

[ Thanks to Mike Golvach for this link. ]

  1. "Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse"
  2. "1990 - 1997: Stewardess - Royal Air Force"
  3. Hobbies: "enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians"
  4. "Service for old man to check they are still alive or not."
  5. Cleaning skills: "bleaching, pot washing, window cleaning, mopping, e.t.c"
  6. "Job involved...counselling clientele on accidental insurance policies available"
  7. "2001 summer Voluntary work for taking care of the elderly and vegetable people"
  8. "I'm intrested to here more about that. I'm working today in a furniture factory as a drawer"

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