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:Linux And Martial Arts Humor - Linus Torvalds Vs. Chuck Norris
Linux And Martial Arts Humor - Linus Torvalds Vs. Chuck Norris
Nov 23, 2008, 14 :03 UTC (0 Talkback[s]) (6885 reads)

(Other stories by Mike Tremell)

[ Thanks to Mike Golvach for this link. ]

"Anyway, back to reality :) I found the original part of this joke at Linuxscrew.com and hopped from there to ChuckNorrisFacts.com I'm not a huge fan of comic adulation, so the I found the Chuck Norris pages quite a bit funnier. The Chuck Norris site certainly does its fair share of bowing to the mighty Chuck, but (if you visit the site and actually read the entire list) the Linus Torvalds jokes get old pretty fast. They're all along the lines of the classic "yada, yada, yada... who him? No, that's God, he just "thinks" he's INSERT NAME OF YOUR HERO HERE." There was a reason they invented the APPLAUSE sign ;)"

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