:Work Imitates Life On Unix or Linux - Some Surrealism For A Change
Work Imitates Life On Unix or Linux - Some Surrealism For A Change Dec 13, 2008, 22 :02 UTC (0 Talkback[s]) (3418 reads) (Other stories by Mike Tremell)
"Warning: Unauthorized access to this facility is forbidden and will be
prosecuted by law! By entering this place of employment, you agree that
your actions can be monitored if unauthorized usage is suspected and/or
the management needs a good laugh while they wipe their collective arse
with hundred dollar bills. Have a great day and "earn" that buck!
"sweatshop # ./security -wtf -fingerprint "Do you really not recognize me yet?"
security: option -wtf not appreciated. Please refraing from using foul
abbreviations or a fingerprint scan will be the least of your worries.
./security --help suggests ways in which you can express your displeasure
in a more productive and meaningful manner."