"Since I found this on some dead-end somewhere (like a message board that people contribute stuff to; sometimes secondhand), I have no idea how to give "Raul S Dias" his proper attribution.
"Raul, if you're out there reading this and want some free link-love, shoot me an email (via the "Send Me A Comment" link at the top right of every page) and I'll be happy to give you full credit. Unfortunately, your name is Raul, which is almost as bad as my name: Mike (That's not even brand-name Mike. Just generic Mike ;) It took me years to develop the inner fortitude to not respond to everyone who screamed out my name in crowded public areas."
