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Funny Signature Quotes

May 12, 2009, 23:33 (0 Talkback[s])
(Other stories by Mike Tremell)

[ Thanks to Mike Golvach for this link. ]

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Meddle not in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are subtle and quick to lart.
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Q. what do you get whan you cross a tsetse with a mountain climber?
A. nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scalar.
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Q. how many hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Huh?...What? Oh, it's dark in here?
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Q. how many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?
A. eno."

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