"25. "The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can
make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones."
"24. "If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you
aren't using enough."
"23. "Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to
support it for the rest of your life."
"22. "Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who
its friends are."
"21. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing
paperclips."
"20. "I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"
"19. The world is coming to an end... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS !"
"18. "If you don't want to be replaced by a computer, don't act
like one."
"17. "Better to be a geek than an idiot."
