O'Reilly: Linux is... The Bachelor!
Apr 19, 2003, 08:30 (10 Talkback[s])
(Other stories by Kevin Bedell)
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"Sun stood with one hand on her hip and the other twirling her
long, pretty blonde hair. 'I really like Linux. I think he's really
got it together. I mean he has so much energy. I can definitely see
myself as Mrs. Linux.'
"Novell, an equally attractive brunette, stood next to her.
'Linux has gotten to a point in his life where he's ready to settle
down. He's maturing. I think he sees how much I can add to his life
right now. I hope he doesn't break my heart--I'm really falling for
"These two girls--beautiful and smart like all the others--were
here to compete for the hand of Linux. They all felt that if only
Linux got to know them better, he would see that *they* were the
right choice for him..."