O'Reilly: Linux is... The Bachelor! Apr 19, 2003, 08 :30 UTC (10 Talkback[s]) (13046 reads) (Other stories by Kevin Bedell)
"Sun stood with one hand on her hip and the other twirling her long, pretty blonde hair. 'I really like Linux. I think he's really got it together. I mean he has so much energy. I can definitely see myself as Mrs. Linux.'
"Novell, an equally attractive brunette, stood next to her. 'Linux has gotten to a point in his life where he's ready to settle down. He's maturing. I think he sees how much I can add to his life right now. I hope he doesn't break my heart--I'm really falling for him!'
"These two girls--beautiful and smart like all the others--were here to compete for the hand of Linux. They all felt that if only Linux got to know them better, he would see that *they* were the right choice for him..."