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TWikiWeThey: PiratesOfPenguinance

Jan 31, 2004, 10:00 (5 Talkback[s])
(Other stories by Rick Moen, Karsten Self)

[ Thanks to John Stone for this link. ]

"[The scene: Major-General Darl McBride has stepped up to the fo'castle of HMS SCaldera, which has just fought its first skirmish against the dread Pirates of Penguinance. He prepares to hold a press conference^W^W^W^W address the troops:]

"McBride:

"I am the very model of a modern SCO executive.
Our market share is minuscule; our losses are consecutive.
But from our labs deep in U-T, you very soon will surely see
The ultimate, the pinnacle, in high-technolo-barratry...

"Lawyer Chorus:

"We have thirty thousand contracts, though most are quite historical.
We have thirty thousand contracts, though most are quite historical.
We have thirty thousand contracts, though most are quite historical..."

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