"25. "The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones."
"24. "If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough."
"23. “Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.”
"22. "Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are."
"21. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
"20. "I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"
"19. The world is coming to an end... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS !"
"18. "If you don't want to be replaced by a computer, don't act like one."
"17. "Better to be a geek than an idiot."
