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sendmail.net: Interview with the Spampire [Humor]

Feb 20, 2000, 18:31 (0 Talkback[s])
(Other stories by Greg Knauss)

"Here at sendmail.net, we believe in presenting a diverse range of viewpoints - not excluding those of a much-despised minority: purveyors of unsolicited bulk email. But because spammers generally assume that anyone looking for them comes armed with a baseball bat, we've had a little trouble tracking one down. Until now.

Just prior to the interview transcribed below, we placed a one-dollar bill on the ground and instructed a five-year-old girl eating an ice cream cone to stand on top of it. We then approached the first person to knock her over and take the money, confident that this person would turn out to be our elusive UBE professional.

Excuse me, sir. I'd like to ask you a few questions.

She tripped!"

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