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Salon.com: Salon cyberporn conspiracy XXXclusive

Apr 01, 2000, 16:07 (3 Talkback[s])
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"How Bill Gates and Richard Mellon Scaife used large, firm breasts to destroy Linux!"

"Handy Web porta-demon Bill Gates and equally convenient kooky right-wing billionaire Richard Mellon Scaife engaged in a covert and illegal four-year plan to drive free Linux software out of business by distracting its sex-crazed programmers with incessant images of large, succulent breasts, a Salon task force has found after a 30-year investigation."

"Microsoft mogul and guaranteed Salon page-view generator Gates and vast-right-wing conspiracy honcho Scaife came up with the scheme independently, when they realized that the free-software movement posed a threat to their plans for world domination."

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