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BBspot News: New Linux Kernel Will Increase Intellectual Superiority [humor]

Dec 18, 2000, 19:35 (6 Talkback[s])

"A recent survey of Linux users found that the two main factors in their migration to Linux was its stability and that it made them feel intellectually superior. Developers promise that along with USB support there will be increased intellectual superiority in the upcoming 2.4 kernel release AKA the "Hubris" kernels."

..."'I was impressed by the stability of Linux,' said Thomas Azizi 'and since I'm a loser in pretty much every other facet of my life, gloating about my OS choice makes me feel great.'

'Let's face it. Linux isn't for dummies,' said Linux advocate Dieter Braun, 'There may have been a Linux for Dummies book, but I doubt it sold a single copy. I'm sure Windows for Dummies was a best seller.'"

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