"Congratulations! If Linux is your life, your life was just
upgraded to 2.4!"
"You can now hold your breath and turn blue waiting for the 2.6
kernel. Thank you, and have a nice day."
"If, like me, you simply enjoy using Linux, then there's cause
to have a minor celebration, for a new bundle of Linux joy has been
released into the world by the mighty Mister Torvalds. The e-mail
announcement from Linus was a comedic masterpiece. Can you imagine
Gates doing something like this?"
"Anxiously awaited for the last too many months, 2.4.0 brings to
the table many improvements, none of which come to mind to the
exhausted release manager right now."