"Scott Lazar, who wrote the Grinch That Stole Linux for Groklaw,
has been inspired again, this time by the last article where I
wrote, 'So that's the plan, Stan,' and has come up with another
parody for us, Fifty Ways to Leave Your Windows. Enjoy.
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Windows,
by Scott Lazar
"'The problem is all inside your OS,'
Linus said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Windows..."