"But recently, I wondered: What if wrestling's place in the
world were different?
"Consider business conferences, for one. You'd see people
walking around fancy hotels in protective headgear and Spandex
overalls. 'The agenda has now been changed. The Bantamweight
Scramble will now be in the colonnade room,' a voice over the PA
system would inform conventioneers. Steve Ballmer or Linus
Torvalds--who wouldn't want to see them settle it the old fashioned
way...?"
