"Last week I promised to demonstrate why I am not a GNOME zealot
simply looking to try to give KDE a hard time. In actuality, I
don't use GNOME much at all, these days. Or KDE. I do keep up with
them, but my actual desktop home is elsewhere. 'Hey, Clippit! Stop
staring at me.'
"OK, I will admit that was a cheap lead in, but not entirely
untruthful. I am typing this story from Microsoft Windows XP. This
is only a temporary predicament, though, that I will explain more
about in a future column..."