"For example, our recent interview with VMware CEO Diane Greene
took place in the company's new waterfall room. This magical room
is just like your average conference room except it has a large
glass plate at one end with water constantly rushing down its face.
This is the kind of thing you put in a conference room after you've
spent millions on a new headquarters and conquered Wall Street.
"The waterfall, however, is so damned loud that VMware has to
turn it off when they have conference calls. It also trampled all
over our audio collection of Greene's thoughts..."