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LinuxPlanet: Stock Market to Linux: Yeah, Baby! [Humor]

Dec 16, 1999, 19:47 (0 Talkback[s])
(Other stories by Kevin Reichard)

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"Linux-related stocks soared this morning after reports that a first-grade class in suburban Minneapolis learned how to properly pronounce Linux...."

"In other related news, the countries of South America banded together and announced that in an effort to relieve third-world debt they would jointly adopt Linux as the official operating system of the newly renamed continent of LinuxLand."

"This is really a shrewd move," said analyst Tony Franke of King-Matador Securities. "We know that anything related to Linux defies all the laws of economics as we know them. I would expect nothing less from LinuxLand." The International Monetary Fund (IMF) immediately forgave all debt to the new LinuxLand, clearing a way for an economic resurgence in the Southern Hemisphere."

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