"I've been hearing a ton of comments and predictions of
'rampant pirating' of various DVD titles. I discovered that the
more I look into it, the more impossible it would be to pirate a
DVD on any practical scale, even with today's bleeding-edge
technology. Before I lay the costs out, let us set a few
indisputable facts and standards up for our comparisons...."
"Now that we've laid these facts out, the picture should already
be clear... the MPAA currently has nothing to actually worry about
(unless there's a huge untapped percentage of people out there who
enjoy nothing better than to spend a few hundred hours of online
time just to download a movie via 56k modem - of course they won't
be able to use their phone in the meanwhile, but I digress...."