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Jun 05, 2000, 20:24 (0 Talkback[s])
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"It began this morning, innocently enough with an ailing server and a quaint fantasy for a new Linux distribution. I stared into the sea of gritty coffee cups atop my desk and dreamt of the distribution that would change my life once and for all...a distribution that would make me feel prettier and more stable than the average Microsoft product, while still providing me with a sense of belonging in what so often seems like a cold, cruel world."

"Without waiting for approval from Red Hat, I decided to set forth with my plans for several specialized Linux distributions aimed at forming a more perfect union by accelerating community development and fragmentation into an ultimate, entropic collision."

"This multifaceted project shall be known under the umbrella title: Alternative Lifestyle Linux. Although not yet ready to be published under the GNU General Public License, the project is dedicated to the free software movement: All proceeds will go to efforts to have Richard Stallman canonized."

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