"# 10: The PlayStation2 box looks like Max Headroom designed it.
(May the '80s rest in peace.)"
"# 9: Some losers are going to wait in line for two days in
front of some store just to get a hold of the new
"artificially-created demand," "we'll overcharge you 'cuz we can,"
overrated toy of the season. You're not one of those, are you?"
"# 8: Buy Made in the USA. (Xbox doesn't count--Bill Gates is
his own country.)"