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Linux.com: The Penguin (Humor; parody of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven")

Oct 31, 2000, 16:11 (4 Talkback[s])
(Other stories by Brian Richardson)

"(With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe)"

"Once upon a Tuesday dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Installing the same version of Windows once more.

While I cursed the constant crashing, I made a fist and started bashing,
Started bashing the computer case and CD-ROM drive door.
"Piece of crap," I muttered, bashing the CD-ROM drive door,
"I will take this crap no more!"

Complete Poem