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BBspot.com: Microsoft builds most secure server [Humor]

Feb 17, 2001, 19:02 (5 Talkback[s])

[ Thanks to Ted Staberow for this link. ]

"What is Microsoft Obsecurity?
Microsoft Obsecurity is the most secure and powerful internet server ever created. Microsoft Obsecurity provides the most comprehensive platform for building a new generation of Web applications."

"Why is it called Obsecurity?
Open Source software advocates have long argued that "security through obscurity" won't work. Microsoft asserts that these "claims" are untrue and will prove that security through obscurity is indeed viable. Thus, Microsoft Obsecurity was born."

"What makes Microsoft Obsecurity so secure?
Microsoft Obsecurity uses the most complex encryption algorithms (including double ROT-13 encoding) and firewall technology ever created. Microsoft also enlisted the help of some of the world's foremost security experts to design the system architecture. To ensure complete security in Obsecurity, Microsoft will never release this product to the public. It is locked in a vault in Sub-Basement 16 in Redmond, WA."

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