"What is Microsoft Obsecurity? Microsoft Obsecurity is the most secure and powerful internet
server ever created. Microsoft Obsecurity provides the
most comprehensive platform for building a new generation of Web
"Why is it called Obsecurity?
Open Source software advocates have long argued that "security
through obscurity" won't work. Microsoft asserts that these
"claims" are untrue and will prove that security through obscurity
is indeed viable. Thus, Microsoft Obsecurity was born."
"What makes Microsoft Obsecurity so secure?
Microsoft Obsecurity uses the most complex encryption algorithms
(including double ROT-13 encoding) and firewall technology ever
created. Microsoft also enlisted the help of some of the world's
foremost security experts to design the system architecture. To
ensure complete security in Obsecurity, Microsoft will never
release this product to the public. It is locked in a vault in
Sub-Basement 16 in Redmond, WA."