"Excuse me, did we say in Halloween IX that Microsoft's
under-the-table payoff to SCO for attacking Linux was just eleven
million dollars? Turns out we were off by an order of magnitude--it
was much, much more than that.
"The document below was emailed to me by an anonymous
whistleblower inside SCO. He tells me the typos and syntax bobbles
were in the original. I cannot certify its authenticity, but I
presume that IBM's, Red Hat's, Novell's, AutoZone's, and
Daimler-Chryler's lawyers can subpoena the original..."