Editor's Note: RIP, IE
Jun 25, 2004, 23:30 (54 Talkback[s])
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By Brian Proffitt
Before you start reading, fire up the printer, and get the
scissors. You may want to clip this one out and give it to your
friends and colleagues who are still in Windows land.
There are times in life when you actually hear words coming out
of your mouth and even as they're coming out, you realize how
stupid they sound. I realize that in my own personal and
professional life, this sort of thing happens a bit more than the
statistical average, but this morning I uttered words that sounded
so completely insane, I had to share them.
After getting up early and scoping out the Net for new and
interesting stories to post, I ran across several articles
detailing a new form of malware that supposedly hides in Web site
graphics, and will download a package to a computer running IE,
without the user even knowing it. No one is sure what this package
will do; it could be spyware doing keystroke logging, or could be a
way to turn an infected computer into an unwitting spam generator.
Time, unfortunately, will tell.
Now, after reading this, I was not terribly concerned, since the
one Windows machine in the house runs Netscape, and this lovely new
piece of malware affacts only those unfortunate running Internet
Explorer. But, when my wife came in to say goodbye before she went
to work, I said this to her:
"If you surf at work today, you may want to rethink it. There's
a new virus hiding out in images out on the Web."
"On which sites?," my intelligent spouse asked.
"They don't know yet, or they're not saying," her
not-so-intelligent husband replied.
And as we were having this exchange, I realized that this tiny
little conversation had to be the most insane thing I said or will
say today. It boiled down to: there's a virus out there that will
hit your IE-running computers and you won't know where or when it
Now, to be fair, later today I learned that this immediate
threat had been thwarted, because they managed to shut down the
Russian server all this malware was sending information to. The
malware is still out there, still infecting IE-running PCs, except
now it's effectively rendered toothless. Not by a patch or a fix
from Microsoft, understand.
And, after all of this, that's when it dawned on me: Internet
Explorer must die.
Not be fixed. Not be patched. Be dead, as in no one in their
right mind should use it anymore.
This is a piece of software--a closed source, and therefore
supposedly (ha!) more secure piece of software, mind you--that is
constantly having innumerable flaws exposed and taken advantage of.
In the recent past, it was download this, and you're doomed. Open
this, and you're in trouble.
Now, it's: open any page on a Web site running a Microsoft
Internet Information Server, and you potentially could be
Read this again: By opening a page. With pictures.
I say that this sort of irreponsibility must be stopped and
stopped now. The public must be made aware that while Microsoft is
certainly not responsible for the behavior of crackers behaving the
way they do, they are certainly responsible for creating such a
fertile field for them to play in.
So, to that end, I want you to give this article to a friend or
colleague and have them read this passage:
"The receiver of this article will be granted the
services by the giver of this article to install a non-IE based
browser on their computer, free of charge, for the receiver to try.
The person providing this service will install the browser on any
operating system you have, and promises not to tease you if you are
using Windows. The receiver of this service will agree to give the
new browser an honest try as their default browser and see what
Now, if you give this article to someone, then you should be
prepared to follow up on this clause. Install Mozilla or Firefox
for your friend. Install Netscape. Heck, install Opera if they
really hate the whole idea of open source. Just get then to try
something else, besides IE. Be nice about it, and helpful. Make
sure their bookmarks and home pages are set just so. And don't
hassle them if they're still using Windows. It all has to be done
one step at a time.
If they ask, indicate that while Mozilla and other browsers have
flaws too, there are no where near as many critical issues, because
Mozilla and the rest, unlike IE, are not intrically tied to the
operating system and therefore flaws are not as likely to bring
about the complete ownership of their systems by some mook.
I think this will be an excellent way to demonstrate that (1)
open source software is not primitive, cobbled-together code and
(2) IE is not the be-all end-all of browser technology.
After they try it, and like it, you can use a similar technique
for other cross-platform OSS, such as OpenOffice.org. Once they're
comfortable with that, then you can waddle out the
This is my ultimate migration plan. Nothing fancy-schmancy. No
usability studies. Just kill off IE first to save us all from
zombified computers and massive worm traffic, then work on the
Because we can all talk a good argument up for open source, but
a lot of folks still need to take it for a spin to really
understand. So let's rev up the test drives.