Humorix: SCO's Hometown Declares State of Emergency
Feb 12, 2005, 02:30 (2 Talkback[s])
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"The City of Lindon issued a disaster declaration today after
the first tractor-trailer arrived delivering documents from IBM as
part of the discovery process in the SCO case.
"'Our town simply isn't large enough to support the mass of
documents that IBM has been ordered to deliver,' said a Lindon city
official. 'The trucks will destroy our roads, cause traffic
gridlock, and create blight within a 20-block radius of the SCO
World Headquarters Complex...'"