"Reacting to fears that the avian flu outbreak recently reported
in Turkey could spread to Linux, anti-virus vendor Horton AV has
released what it calls an effective vaccine.
"'We know that Linux is vulnerable to viruses,' claimed Horton
AV spokesman Bob Sinister, 'but up until now we have been unable to
identify any legitimate threats, in spite of our industry's
frequent announcements. Avian flu, however, is a serious threat to
Linux, due to Linux's close association with penguins...'"