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Blog of Helios: 86 Year Old Great-Grandmother Hoists The Jolly Roger

May 18, 2006, 23:30 (1 Talkback[s])
(Other stories by Ken Starks)

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"No, I am not going to tell you her real name. She is a criminal now and I made her so. 86 years of lawful living, survived without so much as a speeding ticket. Her unblemished essence is now the foulest of stain on my duplicitous hands. She hastily uses her internet connection to research South American countries and their extradition laws as they apply to the United States.

"She has calculated the penalties and withdrawn substantial amounts of her retirement fund and hastily written goodbye letters to her children. At least the ones that aren't yet dead. Two ex-husbands will grope for answers and friends will wonder for years..."

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