"Hello! Remember me? I'm the guy who wrote Three reasons to use
KDE. Yes, that's me in the picture.
"This time, I'll exercise my mind by coming up with three honest
reasons not to use KDE. Of course, this is not an original idea
either, since it was inspired by Three reasons not to use GNOME--I
tend to derive my inspiration from third parties. Since I'm a bit
drunk, I won't make any promises as to glaring style or logical
errors, but I'll try and keep my spelling in line. And, without
further ado, let's get on with it..."