"From time to time, it is not uncommon to encounter a confession
on the net, a bleating essay that says 'I can't run Linux, though
I'd love to,' and advances a host of assorted 'reasons' for this
act of commission.
"Nine times out of ten, this kind of tripe ends up being linked
off a dozen or so so-called technology websites, and Linux fanbois
begin to vent. The site where one is most likely to find this kind
of 'I love Linux but I can't use it for no fault of my own' rubbish
is the American website Slashdot..."