"I've just installed Mandriva One 2008 on my kid's computer.
Ordinarily, I'd be reviewing that first. But the first thing I do
with a distro review is pop open Gimp to take screenshots. And
Mandriva's using the release candidate Gimp 2.4. And I opened it
and with a tortured shriek that sent birds flying from every tree
on the block, uttered the line which makes the title of this
"I have good news and bad news: the good news is that a ton of
new features have been added. The bad news is, the UI has been