"Here's the thing. Sun buys MySQL for One. Billion. Dollars.
"Now, I'm not a businessman. At all. I mean, c'mon, I write for
a living, how smart of an money-maker is that?
"But in all of the hooplah about Sun buying MySQL--and hey, did
you hear, that Sun bought MySQL? Because I don't think there's
quite enough reporting about it, do you?--I noticed one really