"Sick and tired of hearing various 'Bill Gates is Satan' jokes,
the Prince of Darkness today issued an edict demanding an end to
"'How dare you compare Bill Gates to me!' Satan snarled during a
fake press conference from the Fire & Brimstone Briefing Room
broadcast live on CSPAN. 'Yes, we all know Windows is an evil piece
of crap--and I applaud Bill Gates for his efforts--but he doesn't
even come close to the sheer vileness that I possess...!'"
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