Ridiculous Resumes - Unix, Linux and Everything in Between
Oct 26, 2008, 22:04 (0 Talkback[s])
(Other stories by Mike Tremell)
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- "Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse"
- "1990 - 1997: Stewardess - Royal Air Force"
- Hobbies: "enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians"
- "Service for old man to check they are still alive or
not."
- Cleaning skills: "bleaching, pot washing, window cleaning,
mopping, e.t.c"
- "Job involved...counselling clientele on accidental insurance
policies available"
- "2001 summer Voluntary work for taking care of the elderly and
vegetable people"
- "I'm intrested to here more about that. I'm working today in a
furniture factory as a drawer"
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